Cum one, cum all to help us celebrate the one-and-only Wonder Down Under as he “eclipses” the milestone of turning 70 years of glorious swingin’-low living!!!
And since he was born in the illustrious year of 1954, extra points if you bring something that represents, was invented, or was introduced in that year. Cultural icons abound! Do your homework and get creative, shitheads (in a good way)!
Kennel:
Hellgate Hash House Harriers – Missoula, Montana
Your Hares:
Lady CadavWhore, Pissus Interruptus, Bobbin’ for Bonerz, Squeals Like a Pig
When:
Saturday, May 11th
Pre-Lube @ 12:30 p.m.
ON-OUT @ 1 p.m.
Dog friendly.
Where’s the ON-OUT:
Grasworx Compound (backyard)
1334 Phillips St.
Missoula, MT
A to A Trail:
PS: This is a home compound graciously offered by fellow hashers. Bathroom is inside for obvious purpose, but no hanging out INside. The yard will suffice for that … plus it’s where all the good stuff is anyway (except when you gotta pee … or other stuff).
What to Bring:
1954 memorabilia, a vessel, a whistle if you got it, your sexual organs so you can play us a tune. And don’t forget a bike helmet! Why, you ask? Read below, reprobate.
Theme???:
DUH! Since Wonder’s a huge life-long fan, think Tour de France – biking attire suggested! Tight cling-on biking shorts, fingerless gloves, “racist” jerseys, stupid caps, bibs, etc … and HIGHLY suggested, a bike helmet. It may come in handy. Just sayin’. No bikes required, though. And if “breaking wind” should cross your mind, so be it. It’s totally like drafting, amirite?!?
Hash Cash:
$15 or whatev
Food & Drink:
Expect to be fed … and drinked. Glutard options will be available for both.
